7+ Best One Liners Jokes For no arms and legs

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I invited my friend with no arms and legs to the dance party. He said, 'I can't dance, but I've got killer 'floor' moves!

My friend with no arms and legs started a gardening business. He's really good at 'rooting' for plants!

Why did the guy with no arms and legs start a cooking show? Because he was an expert at 'rolling' out dough!

Why did the guy with no arms and legs go to the seafood restaurant? He heard they had 'crab' legs!

What do you call a comedian with no arms and legs? A stand-up guy!

Why did the guy with no arms and legs start a bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!

I challenged my friend with no arms and legs to a race. He said, 'Sure, let's see who can 'roll' to the finish line faster!

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