7 Nine-year-olds Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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Why did the nine-year-old refuse to play hide and seek with the ten-year-olds? They thought it was too 'decade-ing'!
Why did the nine-year-old bring a flashlight to school? To 'brighten' their future!
What did the nine-year-old say to the time traveler? 'Wait, so you're telling me I'll be ten soon? No way!
What's a nine-year-old's favorite day of the week? Funday!
Why did the nine-year-old always carry a backpack? They believed in being 'well-prepared' for any adventure!
How did the nine-year-old react when asked about their favorite hobby? 'I'm a professional bubble blower—watch my aspirations soar!
What did the nine-year-old say to their reflection? 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the coolest nine-year-old of all?

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