5 Nine-year-olds Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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The Homework Hater

Avoiding homework at all costs
My son asked if he could hire a ghostwriter for his essay. I said, "Sure, if Casper knows how to do algebra.

The Tech-Savvy Nine-Year-Old

Parental control vs. outsmarting them
My dad tried to confiscate my iPad. Little does he know, I have a secret stash of tablets hidden in the sock drawer. Call it my digital piggy bank.

The Overprotective Parent

Balancing safety and letting them explore
My kid asked for a bike, and I got him one with airbags. Now, every time he falls, it's like a mini celebration. Who needs training wheels when you've got a safety cocoon?

The Future Comedian

School rules vs. Comedy rules
The principal said I can't use puns in essays. I guess they just don't appreciate the "write" kind of humor.

The Snack Sneaker

Sneaking snacks without getting caught
I caught my kid eating cookies at midnight. He looked at me and said, "I'm just practicing for the real world, where cookies are a valid midnight snack.

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