7 Jokes For Nietzsche

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Updated on: May 11 2025

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I told my friend I'm taking a philosophy class on Nietzsche. He said, 'Good luck finding meaning in that syllabus.
Nietzsche walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Why the long face?' Nietzsche replies, 'God is dead, and so is my sense of humor.
Why did Nietzsche never get invited to parties? Because he always brought the 'will to solitude' as his plus one.
I asked Nietzsche about his favorite board game. He said, 'I don't play games; I play the eternal recurrence of choices.
I tried to impress my crush with my knowledge of Nietzsche, but she said, 'I'm looking for someone more down-to-earth, not someone staring into the abyss.
I told my friend I'm reading Nietzsche. He said, 'Isn't that just staring at a book and pretending to understand it?
I asked Nietzsche if he wanted coffee. He said, 'Life is too short for decaf, and existence is an eternal espresso.

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