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Why don't snowmen ever get in trouble? Because they have a clean record!
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What do you call a snowman with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, he can't hear you!
Never Trust a Microwave
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Microwaves, they're like the modern-day wizards of the kitchen, right? But have you ever noticed they have a button that says Popcorn, and yet, it's a guarantee that some kernels will never pop? It's like the microwave is messing with us, saying, Never underestimate my power to leave you with half-popped disappointment!
Never-ending Mysteries
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You ever notice how life is like a never-ending mystery? I mean, seriously, I asked my GPS for directions, and it responded with Never. Not very helpful, GPS! I just wanted to find the nearest coffee shop, not embark on a philosophical journey!
Never-ending Battle with Auto-Correct
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Auto-correct on phones thinks it's smarter than us. I tried to type neve, and it changed it to never. I appreciate the confidence, auto-correct, but sometimes I want to make up my own words. It's a never-ending struggle to assert my linguistic independence!
Never-ending Pen Cap Disappearance
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Pens are like magicians; they make their caps disappear without a trace. I buy a pack of pens, and within a week, it's like a pen cap Bermuda Triangle. I even considered starting a support group: Hello, my name is Dave, and I've lost the caps to all my pens. It's a never-ending struggle.
Never-ending Internet Rabbit Holes
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The internet is a vast space of information, but it's also the home of never-ending rabbit holes. I start by looking up a recipe, and three hours later, I'm an expert on medieval sword fighting techniques. Thanks, internet, for turning my casual curiosity into a never-ending journey through randomness.
Never-ending Alarm Confusion
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I set an alarm to wake up early, but my phone decided to play a game of hide and seek. It's like, Never gonna find me, buddy! I finally locate it under the pillow, and the alarm is yelling at me, Never snooze! Well, phone, you've clearly never met me on a Monday morning.
Never-ending Laundromat Drama
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Laundromats are a strange place. I went there once, and the dryer had a sign that said, Remove clothes promptly. I'm sorry, but if my clothes could follow instructions, I wouldn't be in a laundromat in the first place. Now, I'm stuck in a never-ending battle with a rebellious pair of socks.
Never Trust a Salad Fork
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Salad forks, they're the rebels of the utensil drawer. I grab one, and it's like, Never gonna let you spear that lettuce successfully. It's a tiny fork with a big attitude problem. Salad, you've won this round, but I'll be back with a regular fork!
Never-ending Self-Checkout Anxiety
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Self-checkout machines at the grocery store are like judges, silently judging your every item. You scan a bag of chips, and it's like, Really, Karen? Chips again? I'm just trying to survive this shopping trip without a never-ending existential crisis, okay?
Never-ending Grocery Store Maze
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Grocery stores are designed like mazes. I entered one aisle looking for cereal, and suddenly I'm in the condiment section, lost in a sea of ketchup. It's like, Never mind breakfast, how about a ketchup sandwich? Thanks, supermarket, for turning my shopping trip into a never-ending culinary adventure.
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