7 Jokes About Neighbors

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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My neighbors must love my music. They threw a brick through my window so they could hear it better!
My neighbor left a note saying, 'I'll be back soon, keep an eye on my house.' So I installed security cameras on his lawn!
My neighbors are like passwords. They change way too often.
My neighbor keeps borrowing things and never returns them. I think he's building a museum of my stuff!
My neighbors complained about the noise from my lawnmower. So, to keep the peace, I mowed their lawn too. Now they complain about free lawn service!
My neighbors have a really nice swimming pool. So nice, in fact, they invited me over to watch them clean it!
My neighbors play loud music all night. So I learned the drums. Now we have a duet!

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