7 Jokes About Neighbors

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Updated on: Aug 14 2025

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I told my neighbor I was building a fence to keep my yard safe. He couldn't believe I'd go to such lengths!
I asked my neighbor if I could borrow a cup of sugar. He said, 'Sure, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg!' Turns out, he meant a baking disaster.
I have such friendly neighbors. They even let me use their Wi-Fi... until they found out who I was downloading.
I told my neighbor he had left his garage door open all night. He said, 'Thanks, I've been looking for some fresh air!'
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 am. Can you believe that? Lucky for him, I was up practicing my drum solos.
My neighbor's dog keeps digging up my garden. I think it's time to bury the hatchet!
My neighbor asked if I knew how to start a lawnmower. I told him, 'Just pull the cord and run!'. He hasn't spoken to me since.

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