5+ Best One Liners Jokes For neighborhood watch

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I asked my neighbor if he wanted to join the neighborhood watch. He said he prefers binge-watching instead.

I joined the neighborhood watch, but all I got was a lousy T-shirt... and a suspicious look from my cat.

I tried starting a neighborhood watch for introverts, but no one ever showed up for the meetings.

I told my neighbor I'm part of the neighborhood watch, and he asked if I could watch his dog. I didn't sign up for paw-trol duty!

I applied to join the neighborhood watch, but they said I was overqualified. I guess my superhuman crime-solving skills were too much.

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