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Ever notice how needing a haircut turns you into a master contortionist? You find yourself trying to check the back of your head in the mirror like you're auditioning for a role in a yoga class.
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You ever try to postpone getting a haircut by wearing hats? It's like trying to cover up a crime scene with a tiny accessory. "Nothing to see here, just a hat, definitely not a hair emergency!
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I told my barber I wanted a haircut that would turn heads. Well, now every time I turn my head, people look away in horror. Mission accomplished, I guess?
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The moment you realize you need a haircut is when you start using more hair product than a pastry chef decorating a cake. I'm just here trying to sculpt my hair into a masterpiece – call it the "bedhead chic" look.
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You ever notice how your hair seems to have a secret plan of world domination? It starts with a few unruly strands, and next thing you know, you're auditioning for the lead role in "The Hair Strikes Back.
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Needing a haircut is like having a rebellious pet on your head. You try to tame it, but it's determined to have a wild adventure on top of your scalp.
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You know you need a haircut when your hair starts having more splits than a divorced couple's assets. I mean, is my hair trying to tell me it needs a break-up too?
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The struggle is real when you're in dire need of a haircut, and your friends start asking if you're experimenting with a new eco-friendly hairstyle – "It's called the 'save water, don't wash your hair' look!
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I asked my barber for a haircut that would make me look 10 years younger. Now, I'm not saying he did a bad job, but the cashier at the grocery store just asked if I needed help finding my mom.
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