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The Barber
Trying to understand the customer's vague haircut description
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I went to a new barber, and he said, "What style are we going for today?" I said, "I don't know, something that says 'I have my life together.'" Now I have a haircut that says, "I might be having a midlife crisis.
The Overdue Customer
Apologizing for being way overdue for a haircut
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The barber asked, "How short do you want it?" I said, "Short enough to erase the memory of how neglectful I've been to my hair. Let's start fresh, like we're meeting for the first time.
The Trend Follower
Keeping up with ever-changing haircut trends
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I asked my barber for a fashionable cut. He said, "This is what all the young folks are getting." I'm walking around looking like a failed attempt at staying hip. Note to self: Stick to classics.
The DIY Enthusiast
Attempting a self-haircut
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I thought cutting my hair at home would be easy. It's not. I ended up with a hairstyle that screams, "I just escaped from quarantine, and my sanity came with me.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Suspecting the barber is secretly sabotaging the haircut
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I'm pretty sure my barber has a secret vendetta against my hair. Every time I ask for a trim, I leave with a style that screams, "I'm the protagonist of a barber's revenge movie." Watch out for the sequel, "Bad Hair Day: The Return of the Clippers.
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