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Clementine got a job as a banker, but she got fired for not being able to balance her peel account!
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Clementine went to therapy, and the therapist said, 'You need to peel your layers!
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Clementine tried stand-up comedy, but she kept getting into a peel of laughter!
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Clementine tried to be a comedian, but her jokes were a bit too citrus-ly for some!
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Why did Clementine break up with the orange? Because it couldn't concentrate!
Clementine's Guide to Naming a Kid
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You know, naming a kid is like picking a fruit. I mean, imagine naming your kid 'Clementine.' Every time you call her, you'll feel like you're in the produce aisle at the grocery store. Hey, Clementine, stop rolling away!
Clementine's Musical Ambitions
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I heard Clementine's starting a band. They're called 'The Zesty Notes.' Their music is a mix of pop and citrus. You'll leave their concert feeling like you've been vitamin C'd to the max!
Clementine's Navigation System
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Clementine decided to build her own GPS. You'd expect it to say, Turn left at the next intersection. Nope, it's more like, Peel right, then make a juicy U-turn.
Clementine's Fashion Tips
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I asked Clementine for fashion advice. She said, Wear something that screams 'juicy'. I don't know if she meant the outfit or if she was just hungry.
Clementine's Fortune-Telling Service
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Clementine started a fortune-telling business. She's really good at predicting things. Like, she predicted that her own name would be a fruit bowl of trouble.
The Adventures of Clementine the Ghost
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I heard Clementine is haunting my phone. Yeah, every time I misplace it, I just yell out, Hey, Clementine, stop hiding behind the sofa and give me back my phone!
Clementine's Pet Peeve
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Clementine's biggest pet peeve? When people start singing that old song, Oh, my darling, oh, my darling, oh, my darling Clementine. She's like, Come on, it's been stuck in my head for years! Give me a new tune!
Clementine's Comedy Career
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Clementine wanted to try stand-up comedy. Her opening line was, Why did the Clementine roll down the hill? Because it had a peel! Thank you, I'll be here all night—or until someone eats me.
Clementine's Dating Woes
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Clementine's dating life is like a bowl of fruit salad—full of variety. But every time she introduces herself, it's like, Hi, I'm Clementine, and yes, my parents were big fruit enthusiasts.
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