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At the Grocery Store
Clementine the Fruit vs. Clementine the Person
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Tried to impress a date by saying I eat Clementines every day. She thought I meant hanging out with someone named Clementine. Now she thinks I'm fruity.
In a Fitness Class
Misinterpreting "Clementine" as a Workout Move
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The instructor asked, "Who here can do the Clementine?" I proudly raised my hand, thinking it was some advanced yoga pose. Turns out, it's just jumping jacks. I'm not that flexible.
On a Blind Date
Mistaking the Blind Date's Name for Clementine
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Tried to be smooth and said, "You must be a rare Clementine because I've never met one like you." She replied, "My parents just liked the fruit; I'm not rare, just awkward.
Meeting the In-Laws
In-Laws Thinking Clementine is an Ex
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My in-laws asked if Clementine would be joining us for holidays. I said, "Who's Clementine?" They looked disappointed when I brought a bag of oranges instead of a person.
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