5 Jokes For My Pillow

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 24 2024

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Pillow as a Confidant

The pillow witnessing all your late-night thoughts and secrets, yet never spilling the beans.
My pillow is my therapist. It absorbs all my problems and then, in the morning, I shake them out along with the dust.

Pillow Fortunes

The pillow's aspirations for a brighter future beyond just being slept on.
My pillow told me it's applying for a job as a cloud. I reminded it that it might get rained on and become a soggy cloud.

Pillow vs. Head

The eternal battle between the pillow and the restless head it's supposed to support.
My pillow complained that I'm too heavy-headed. I told it that's just my comedic genius weighing me down.

Pillow Talk

The struggle of a pillow navigating through the intimate conversations between the sheets.
I bought a smart pillow, but now it won't stop giving me relationship advice. I just wanted a good night's sleep, not a therapy session.

Pillow Pet Peeves

The grievances of a pillow that has to deal with our nighttime habits.
My pillow said it's sick of being a nighttime chew toy for my cat. I suggested it take up martial arts or get a lawyer.

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