7 My Love Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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I told my girlfriend she should embrace her independence. Now she's dating a map – always finding new paths!
I told my wife she should embrace her inner child. Now she's refusing to eat vegetables and asking for a bedtime story!
Why did the romance novel break up with the dictionary? It couldn't find the right words for a lasting relationship!
My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess. So, I married her off to a neighboring kingdom for political reasons!
My girlfriend said I should embrace my flaws. So I started dating a mirror!
My love life is like a rollercoaster – lots of ups, downs, and occasionally someone throws up!
My love life is like a candle in the wind – it's hot, sometimes flickering, and occasionally sets off the smoke alarm!

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