5 My Love Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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The Fashionista Partner

When my love gives fashion advice
My love told me I should wear more stripes because they're slimming. Now I look like a zebra on a diet, and I don't think I've ever felt wider.

The Pet Parent Partner

When my love insists on getting a pet
My love insisted on getting a pet snake because they thought it would make our home more exotic. Now, every time I open the fridge, I feel like I'm on an episode of Fear Factor.

The Romantic Chef

When my love cooks dinner
Cooking with my love is an adventure. We have a smoke detector that doubles as our culinary timer. If it's beeping, dinner's ready, or the fire department is on their way.

The Cuddling Critic

When my love wants to cuddle
When my love says, "Let's cuddle," what they really mean is, "Let me see how many limbs I can put between us and still call it cuddling." It's like trying to spoon with an octopus.

The Tech Support Sweetheart

When my love tries to fix technology
When my love says, "I'm tech-savvy," it's code for "I know how to turn it off and on again." It's the universal solution for everything—relationships included.

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