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Getting gifts for a 52-year-old is a challenge. What do you get a man who has everything and remembers nothing? I went with the classic tie, thinking it's a safe bet. But let me tell you, wrapping that thing was like trying to put a tuxedo on a squid. It's like, "Happy birthday, dear! Your gift is hidden under three layers of Scotch tape, good luck!
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You know, folks, my husband just celebrated his 52nd birthday. Yeah, give it up for him! Now, I wanted to throw him a surprise party, but at this age, the only surprise he wants is finding his keys without using the GPS feature on his smartphone. Seriously, if he could put that much effort into remembering where he left his reading glasses, maybe we wouldn't need a party in the first place!
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Now, the cake. You can't have a birthday without a cake, right? I got one of those custom cakes with a photo of my husband on it. But, let me warn you, when you're blowing out the candles, it feels a bit like you're setting fire to your own face. And the bakery insisted on getting the details right. So there we are, slicing into a cake that looks more like a missing person's poster. "Have you seen this man? Last seen eating cake at his own party.
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So, for the big day, I decided to get those trick candles. You know the ones that never go out? Well, let me tell you, they're not as much fun when you're worried about your home insurance. I lit them, and suddenly our living room looked like the set of a low-budget action movie. I had to call the fire department just to blow out the candles. Next year, I'm going with a birthday flashlight. Safer and less stressful.
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