10 My Husband 52nd Birthday Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 11 2025

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My husband turned 52, and he's convinced that age is just a number. I tried explaining to him that so is the cholesterol count in his last checkup, but hey, who am I to burst his bubble?
So, my husband's 52nd birthday was a blast. He got a gift card for a spa day. He was so excited until he realized it was for a chiropractor. It's the thought that counts, right?
It's my husband's 52nd birthday, and he decided to learn a new skill – cooking. He proudly made dinner, and I have to say, his attempt at spaghetti was so al dente that even the fork gave up.
So, my husband just celebrated his 52nd birthday. You know you're getting old when blowing out the candles becomes a fire hazard. We had to call the fire department just in case his wish was to stay young forever.
It's my husband's 52nd birthday, and he's in denial about being over 50. He keeps saying, "Age is just a state of mind." Well, his state of mind must be Florida because it seems to be a retirement community up there.
My husband hit 52, and he decided it was time to embrace his inner child. So, he bought himself a skateboard. I told him it's been a while since he's been on one, and so has his balance. Let's just say his midlife crisis comes with scraped knees.
My husband is 52 now, and he's trying to be more health-conscious. He bought a juicer and started making green smoothies. I didn't have the heart to tell him that adding a cup of sugar might cancel out the kale.
So, we celebrated my husband's 52nd birthday, and he got a fitness tracker as a gift. Now, every time he takes a step, it reminds him how far he is from his 20s. It's like having a nagging GPS for aging.
Turning 52 has made my husband more nostalgic. He spent his birthday reminiscing about the good old days when he had hair and could eat pizza without worrying about heartburn. Ah, the good times.
Turning 52 has given my husband a newfound appreciation for technology. He got a smartphone for his birthday, and now he's convinced he's a tech guru. Meanwhile, it took him three days to figure out how to set the ringtone to something other than the default.

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