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Why did my bf bring a calculator to our date? He wanted to make sure our love adds up!
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Why did my bf bring a map to our date? He wanted to show me he's got directions for our future together.
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Why did my bf bring a watch to our date? He wanted to make every moment with me 'second' to none!
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Why did my bf become a gardener? He wanted to plant a seed of love and grow a tree of commitment.
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Why did my bf bring a ladder to our date? Because he heard it was a high-level relationship!
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Why did my bf bring a camera to our date? He wanted to capture the picture-perfect moments we share!
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Why did my bf bring a pencil to our date? In case he wanted to draw my attention!
The Great Bed Divide
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My boyfriend and I have a clear line drawn in the bed – a boundary that must not be crossed. It's like the Berlin Wall, but with pillows. If he inches too close, he risks a full-scale pillow fight. It's a war zone under the covers, and I am the undisputed queen of the mattress realm.
BF Translator Needed
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I've come to the conclusion that my boyfriend and I speak different languages. I say, Let's talk about our feelings, and he hears, Let's discuss the optimal tire pressure for his car. It's like we're playing a game of emotional charades, and I'm losing.
Texting Troubles
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Texting with my boyfriend is like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. I send a heart emoji, and he responds with a thumbs up. I'm just trying to decode the emoji Rosetta Stone to understand what 👍 really means in relationship language.
Shopping Saga
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Shopping with my boyfriend is an adventure. He says he'll be right back, and suddenly, he's vanished into the Bermuda Triangle of the mall. I should start attaching a GPS tracker to him like he's my own personal shopping drone.
Unlocking the Mystery
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My boyfriend and I are like two puzzle pieces trying to fit together. The problem is, he's a corner piece, and I'm just lost in the middle somewhere. Maybe I should consult the relationship Rubik's Cube.
Remote Control Wars
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Living with my boyfriend is like being in a constant battle for control of the TV remote. It's a strategic game of chess, except instead of kings and queens, we're fighting over the supremacy of Netflix versus sports highlights. Checkmate, love.
Lost in Thought
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My boyfriend has this incredible talent for getting lost in his thoughts. I asked him what he was thinking about the other day, and he said, If a vampire bites a snowman, does it turn into a slushie? Well, now I know what goes on in his mysterious mind.
Selective Hearing
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I swear my boyfriend has selective hearing. I can ask him to take out the trash a hundred times, and he'll only hear it on the hundred and first time when I'm yelling it in my sleep. It's like he has a garbage disposal hearing filter.
My BF
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You know, they say communication is the key to a successful relationship. Well, my boyfriend must have a secret map because I can never find the key!
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