5 My Bf Jokes

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Updated on: Mar 29 2025

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Shopping Spree

My boyfriend and his shopping habits
My boyfriend has this superpower – he can turn a 5-minute shopping trip into a 2-hour expedition. It's like he has a GPS that guides him to the most unnecessary aisle in the store.

Dresser Dilemmas

My boyfriend and his fashion sense
He claims he has a "casual-chic" style. I call it "haven't done laundry in two weeks, and this is all that's left in the closet" chic.

The Laundry Chronicles

My boyfriend and his laundry skills
My boyfriend claims that he has a system for folding clothes. The system seems to be "fold everything until it fits in the drawer," which is probably why our t-shirts look like they've been through a paper shredder.

Morning Rituals

My boyfriend and his morning routine
My boyfriend insists on making breakfast in the nude. I guess he likes his eggs over easy and his bacon extra crispy, but I'm just trying to avoid hot oil splatters in sensitive areas.

Remote Control Wars

My boyfriend and the TV remote control
We got a new smart TV, and now my boyfriend thinks he's the captain of the Starship Enterprise. He's always waving the remote around like he's giving commands to the USS Couch Potato.

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