10 My Best Friend Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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You know your best friend is a keeper when they're willing to help you move, no questions asked. Well, maybe one question: "Do you have pizza for the volunteers?
You know, they say a dog is a man's best friend, but I think my best friend might be Wi-Fi. I mean, it's there for me through thick and thin, and if I forget a password, it doesn't judge me.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I've found that my best friend's contagious laughter is more potent than any over-the-counter remedy. It's practically the cure for a bad day.
My best friend is like a human GPS. If I'm lost, confused, or just don't know where my life is heading, they always manage to reroute me with some solid advice or a well-timed joke.
You know you have a true best friend when they not only tolerate your weirdness but actively contribute to it. It's like having a partner in crime, but the crime is being ridiculously goofy.
They say you can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends. So, naturally, I chose a best friend who knows my Netflix password. That's true friendship right there.
Ever notice how your best friend becomes an instant fashion consultant when you're about to make a questionable wardrobe choice? It's like having a personal stylist, except they're not afraid to tell you that those socks with sandals are a fashion disaster.
My best friend and I have this silent understanding. When I text "I'll be there in 5 minutes," it really means I'm still in my pajamas, contemplating if leaving the house is worth it.
My best friend and I have this unspoken agreement. If one of us falls into a YouTube rabbit hole, the other has to join without asking questions. It's like a digital pact of no judgment.
You ever notice how your best friend can finish your sentences? Well, mine can also finish my food. It's like having a personal food disposal unit attached to your hip.

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