5 My Best Friend Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 11 2025

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The Overly Forgetful Best Friend

Forgetting important events
I told him about my anniversary, and he said, "Oh, that's today?" I replied, "No, it's tomorrow." He said, "Tomorrow is today in some time zones." Now I celebrate my anniversary twice because of his time zone logic.

The Overly Honest Best Friend

Brutal honesty at the wrong times
I was telling him about my dream of becoming a rock star. He said, "Dude, you can't even play air guitar convincingly." Well, there goes my musical career before it even started.

The Overly Competitive Best Friend

Always trying to one-up each other
We were at a party, and I casually mentioned I can touch my nose with my tongue. Next thing I know, he's hired a contortionist coach. Now every time we meet, it's a showdown of weird party tricks.

The Overly Clingy Best Friend

Can't do anything without each other
We tried working at different companies. The first day, we both got fired for constantly video chatting each other about how much we missed working together.

The Overly Supportive Best Friend

Going overboard with encouragement
I mentioned I was considering a career change to become a mime. Now, every time I speak, he pretends not to hear me and starts applauding. I'm living in my silent movie, thanks to my supportive mime-enthusiast best friend.

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