7+ Best One Liners Jokes For musician

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I told my friend I could play the accordion. He said, 'Can you prove it?' I said, 'Yes, but it might squeeze a bit.

I told my friend I could play any song on the piano. He asked for 'Barking' by the dog choir.

Why do musicians make terrible thieves? Because they can never find the right key!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I used to play in a band called 'Dyslexia.' We were terrible.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough.

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