5 Jokes For Musician

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 16 2025

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The Frustrated Lead Singer

Battling the stereotype that the lead singer is the only important member.
I tried to date a guitarist once, but it didn't work out. Every time we had a disagreement, he just fretted.

The Keyboardist

Dealing with the belief that playing the keyboard is easy.
The problem with playing the keyboard is that it's hard to look cool when you're sitting down. I need a standing desk for my next gig.

The Roadie

Constantly being underestimated.
Roadies are like ninjas – we work in the shadows, and most people don't even know we exist until something goes wrong.

The Aging Rockstar

Struggling to stay relevant in a world of TikTok and auto-tune.
My teenage daughter asked me to teach her guitar. I handed her a vintage vinyl and said, "There you go, that's a record.

The Overzealous Band Member

The struggle to stand out in a group.
Being a bassist is like being in a long-term relationship. You're important, but no one really notices you until you're not there.

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