7 Jokes For Museum

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Updated on: Jun 20 2025

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Why did the caveman become a museum guide? He had a natural talent for 'prehistoric-tation'!
I asked the museum guide if they had a section on ancient jokes. They said, 'No, they're all too old-fashioned!
I visited a museum dedicated to snacks. It had a really chipper atmosphere!
I asked the museum guide if they had any sculptures of sea creatures. They said, 'Sorry, this is an art museum, not a fish market!
I applied for a job at the museum, but they said I was over-qualified. I guess my expertise in 'prehistoric memes' didn't impress them!
I went to a museum and saw an exhibit on mirrors. It was truly reflective!
I tried to make a donation to the museum, but they said, 'Sorry, we can't accept liabilities.' Apparently, my old relics don't count!

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