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You walk into a museum, and suddenly everyone becomes an expert art critic. "Ah yes, the subtle brush strokes, the emotional depth." Dude, I think that's just a doodle.
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Have you ever tried to read one of those tiny plaques next to the artwork? By the time you're done squinting, you realize you've just read the entire life story of a vase.
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Isn't it ironic that in a place filled with ancient artifacts, the most endangered species you'll find is a working water fountain?
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Ever notice how museums are the only place where it's socially acceptable to stand inches away from a complete stranger, both of you pretending to be deeply moved by a painting of fruit?
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You ever notice how in a museum, the art on the walls is priceless, but the snacks in the cafeteria make you feel like you're being robbed?
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Why is it that every time you try to take a picture in a museum, someone decides it's the perfect moment to strike a dramatic pose right in front of the Mona Lisa? Ah yes, thank you for adding yourself to my vacation album of strangers blocking famous art.
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You know you've been in a museum too long when you start to feel like the exhibits are judging you for your fashion choices. "Oh look, a caveman is laughing at my bell-bottom jeans.
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Why is it that every museum has that one room where the lighting makes you feel like you're in a horror movie? I came for history, not to reenact a scene from "The Shining.
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You ever get lost in a museum and think, "If I were an artifact, where would I hide?" Then you realize you're not an artifact, you're just lost, and that's why security is giving you the side-eye.
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