7+ Best One Liners Jokes For movie theatre

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me travel ads.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the popcorn go to therapy? It just couldn't get over the popping trauma in the microwave!

I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

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