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The Overly Emotional Viewer
Trying not to cry during a movie
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The other day, I saw a film that was so touching; I started tearing up. The guy next to me handed me a tissue and said, "Keep it, you'll need it for the next scene." Thanks, Captain Obvious!
The Snack Enthusiast
Deciding between snacks and the plot
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I always bring snacks from home to the movies. The other day, the guy next to me pulled out sushi. I'm here with my boring popcorn, and he's having a three-course meal. I felt like I was in the wrong class.
The Seat Strategist
Finding the perfect seat
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You ever walk into a movie theater and see that one person who's sitting dead center, all alone, surrounded by empty seats? That's me. I call it "The No One Can Kick My Seat Zone.
The Movie Buff
Trying to enjoy a movie without being disturbed
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I'm not saying I'm a control freak, but if the person in front of me is scrolling through their phone with the brightness on full blast, I start considering a citizen's arrest.
The Film Critic Wannabe
Trying to sound intellectual about a blockbuster movie
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I like to analyze movies deeply. For example, in that last romantic comedy, I noticed a hidden message: "If love doesn't find you, make sure your best friend is secretly in love with you all along." Oscar-worthy stuff.
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