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Why did the mother birthday cake go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues!
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I told my mom she should write a book. She said, 'Title it: How to Keep Your House Clean with Kids Around.
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My mom always says laughter is the best medicine. Thank goodness I'm hilarious!
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Why did the mother broom ask for a birthday gift? She wanted to sweep her age under the rug!
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Why did the tomato turn red at its mom's birthday party? It saw the salad dressing!
Birthday Card Conundrum
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I spent hours looking for the perfect birthday card for my mom. You know you're in trouble when you find one that says, To the world's greatest mom, and your inner voice goes, Well, she's top 10 for sure.
Party Planning Pandemonium
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Organizing a surprise party for my mom is like trying to keep a secret in a house full of gossip-loving parrots. Everyone knows, but they're all squawking, Act surprised when she walks in!
Age and Beauty
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I asked my mom how old she was on her birthday. She replied, Age is just a number. I thought, Well, so is my bank account balance after buying your present, Mom.
Gift-Giving Chronicles
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Buying a birthday gift for my mom is like participating in a high-stakes game show. I try to guess what she wants, and if I'm wrong, I get that disappointed look that says, Well, it's the thought that counts, but did you even think?
The Family Sing-Along
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Singing Happy Birthday to my mom is a harmonious cacophony. It's like a choir of cats trying to hit those high notes. We reach a crescendo when we finally hit the last line, and everyone realizes they were singing in different keys.
Mom's Special Day
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On my mom's birthday, she transforms into a culinary critic. Oh, you made me breakfast? Well, I was hoping for something more Michelin star and less burnt toast, darling.
Technology vs. Mom
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Explaining to my mom how to use a smartphone is like trying to teach a cat to do tricks. You show them once, and they just stare at you like, Why can't I just stick to my old flip phone?
The Aftermath
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The day after my mom's birthday is like the morning after a tornado. Wrapping paper everywhere, the kitchen resembling a war zone, and my mom looking at me like, You call this cleaning up? Are you auditioning for a reality show called 'Domestic Disaster'?
Cake Catastrophe
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I tried baking a birthday cake for my mom once. Let's just say it looked more like abstract art than dessert. She said it tasted good, though. Either she's being polite or has a future as a food critic for chaos cuisine.
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