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There's always that one ice machine at the motel that sounds like it's auditioning for a horror movie. Every time I walk by, I half-expect it to start chasing me down the hallway.
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Motel curtains have a PhD in keeping out the sun, the moon, and any semblance of joy. You could be in the Sahara, and those curtains would still make it feel like midnight.
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You ever notice how motels are like the fast food of accommodations? You pull in, it's quick, it's convenient, but deep down, you know you're not getting the five-star treatment.
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The shower in a motel is like playing a game of "Guess the Temperature." It's either a freezing cold wake-up call or a scalding reminder to never touch anything again.
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Motel breakfasts are where dreams go to die. You walk in expecting a buffet, but you're met with a lonely toaster and some stale bagels.
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The motel mini-fridge is the eternal optimist. For a moment, you think, "Maybe this time there will be something other than a lonely can of soda and a questionable sandwich from three weeks ago.
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You ever try to watch TV in a motel? It's like playing Russian Roulette with the remote. Half the buttons don't work, and the other half take you to channels that make you question your life choices.
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Motel room keys are the original fidget spinners. You get one of those clunky, oversized keys, and suddenly, you're the king of room 203.
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Motel Wi-Fi is the unsung hero of disappointment. You think you're connecting to the world, but in reality, you're just circling the drain of endless loading screens.
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