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Why did the Motel 6 apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to make some dough!
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Why did the Motel 6 start a band? Because it had a lot of 'suite' musical talent!
Motel 6: Providing the thrill of wondering if the door lock actually works or if it's just for show!
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I was a little concerned about security, you know? The door lock looked about as sturdy as a paperclip. I asked the receptionist if it worked, and he just shrugged and said, It's mostly for psychological comfort. Great, I've never felt more psychologically comforted by a door lock that may or may not keep intruders out.
Motel 6: Where the 'Do Not Disturb' sign is more of a suggestion than a rule.
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I hung that Do Not Disturb sign on my door, thinking I could catch up on some much-needed sleep. Ten minutes later, housekeeping barged in like they were on a SWAT team raid. I guess Do Not Disturb translates to Let's see if the guest is still breathing.
Motel 6: Where the Wi-Fi is so slow, you'll have time to rethink all your life choices while waiting for a webpage to load.
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I tried to connect to their Wi-Fi, and I swear it was slower than a sloth on sedatives. I had time to contemplate the meaning of life, write a novel, and plan my retirement—all while waiting for Google to load.
Motel 6: The only place where 'continental breakfast' means a lukewarm cup of coffee and a half-deflated bagel.
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I tried their continental breakfast once. It's like they took a regular breakfast, threw it on the ground, and said, There you go, continental! I asked the guy at the front desk if there was any fruit, and he pointed to a vending machine with fruit-flavored candy. I guess that's close enough for Motel 6 standards.
Motel 6: Because you've always wanted to experience what it's like to live in a place with no amenities!
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I asked the front desk if they had a gym. The guy chuckled and said, Our gym is located on the second floor, right next to the swimming pool. I looked around and said, I don't see a second floor or a swimming pool. He replied, Exactly.
Motel 6: Because nothing says 'vacation' like a bed that creaks more than my grandma's knees.
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I laid down on the bed, and it sounded like a chorus of rusty hinges. I felt like I was trying to sleep on a rocking chair during an earthquake. I turned to the front desk and said, Is the bed supposed to serenade me to sleep, or do I have to pay extra for that?
Motel 6: The only place where the mini-fridge is just a normal fridge that hasn't been cleaned since the '90s.
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I opened the mini-fridge, and it looked like a science experiment gone wrong. I found a mysterious container with something green inside. I asked the staff what it was, and they said, Could be leftovers from the previous guest, or it might be a new life form. We're not scientists.
Motel 6: Where the air conditioner sounds like a distant chainsaw, ensuring you never forget you're on an adventure.
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I turned on the air conditioner, and it sounded like Jason from Friday the 13th was having a landscaping party outside my window. I called the front desk and said, Is this normal? The guy replied, Oh, that's just our way of giving you the authentic 'wilderness' experience. Thanks, Motel 6, for making me feel like I'm camping in the Amazon rainforest!
Motel 6: Because sometimes you just need a bed, and you're willing to overlook the questionable stains!
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Staying at a Motel 6 is a real test of your optimism. You walk in, see a suspicious stain on the sheets, and you think, Maybe it's just abstract art? Maybe the cleaning staff are avant-garde artists expressing their frustration with the hospitality industry.
Motel 6: Where the stars on the ceiling are the closest thing to a 5-star experience!
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You ever stayed at a Motel 6? Yeah, they call it Motel 6 because on a scale of 1 to 10, your comfort level is about a 6, and that's if you're feeling generous. I walked into my room, and there were more stains on the carpet than a crime scene. I felt like I needed a blacklight just to find the light switch!
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