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Motel 6's idea of continental breakfast is a coffee machine and a box of donuts. It's like they raided a convenience store and called it a buffet. I've had heartier meals from a vending machine.
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Motel 6: where the water pressure in the shower is a gentle reminder to appreciate the simple joys in life, like gravity-fed liquid trickling down your body. It's a spa experience if you close your eyes and imagine hard enough.
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Motel 6 should rename itself to "Motel 5 and a Half," because let's be real, those doors are so thin, you can hear the person in the next room sneeze, and suddenly you're part of their health journey.
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Have you ever tried using the soap at Motel 6? It's like trying to wash yourself with a pebble. I'm not sure if it's soap or a new-age exfoliator. Either way, I left feeling more scratched up than a DJ's vinyl collection.
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Motel 6 is the only place where the term "continental breakfast" actually means "grab a muffin and run." It's like they're training you for a culinary sprint every morning.
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You ever notice how staying at a Motel 6 is like a game of Russian roulette with bedspreads? I mean, you're not sure if it's been washed since the last time Shakespeare stayed there.
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Motel 6 is like the minimalist's dream. They took the "less is more" approach to a whole new level. You walk in, and it's just a bed, a lamp, and a TV that's stuck in the '90s. It's like they're challenging you to live a simple life, but with questionable Wi-Fi.
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Motel 6 beds have this magical ability to transform into chiropractors. You wake up feeling like you've been folded, spindled, and mutilated. It's like they took inspiration from origami and applied it to their mattresses.
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Motel 6 is so budget-friendly; they don't have "Do Not Disturb" signs. Instead, they give you a cardboard cutout of a sleeping cat and hope for the best. Nothing says privacy like a feline silhouette.
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