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What did the king say to his army when they couldn't find the enemy? Keep calm and throne on!
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Why did the queen carry a book everywhere? She wanted to rule the pages!
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Why did the king bring a ladder to the throne? He wanted to reach new heights!
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The Monarch - you know you're a true royal when your subjects bow to you, and your WiFi does too! I had to ask the router, 'Do I have your royal permission to stream Netflix?'
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I asked my friend for advice on becoming more charismatic. He said, 'Just be like a monarch butterfly – colorful, social, and loved by everyone.' I tried it, but people started avoiding me, probably because they were worried I was about to undergo metamorphosis in the middle of the conversation.
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I tried to impress my crush by comparing our love to the delicate dance of monarch butterflies. Turns out, they weren't as impressed when I suggested we migrate to Mexico together. Note to self: save the butterfly metaphors for poetry, not pickup lines.
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I read somewhere that monarch butterflies can travel thousands of miles during migration. Meanwhile, I struggle to walk a mile without ordering a pizza and hailing a cab. Maybe I should invest in some butterfly wings for my commute – it'd definitely be a faster trip!
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I found a butterfly in my garden that looked like a monarch, so I excitedly showed it to my neighbor. He said, 'Oh, that's just a regular butterfly with an identity crisis.' Now, every time I see a butterfly, I wonder if it's having an existential crisis or just going through a rebellious teenage phase.
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I asked my friend if he believed in reincarnation, and he said he'd like to come back as a monarch. I thought he meant the butterfly, but no, he wants to be a ruler. I said, 'Good luck bossing around your fellow butterflies, King Flutterby!'
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I overheard someone say, 'Life is short, be a monarch butterfly.' So, I tried it, but apparently, being a monarch butterfly doesn't exempt you from speeding tickets. Who knew traffic laws applied even if you have beautiful wings?
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I tried to impress a date by taking them to a butterfly garden, thinking it'd be romantic. Turns out, my date was more interested in the Monarch butterflies than me. Note to self: next time, take them to a comedy show - I need all the attention I can get!
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I once tried to be as majestic as a monarch butterfly. So, I walked into a room, spread my arms wide, and attempted a graceful descent. Let's just say, my landing was less 'graceful butterfly' and more 'crash-landing caterpillar.' I guess I'll stick to walking.
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I recently learned that a group of butterflies is called a kaleidoscope. Sounds beautiful, right? Well, imagine my disappointment when I found out that a group of monarchs is just called 'a monarchy.' Talk about a missed opportunity for a more regal term – like 'a flutter of royalty.'
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