17 Mom Terribly Good Jokes

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Updated on: May 30 2025

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Why did the mom broom blush? It saw the dustpan changing!
Why did the mom bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the mom tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the mom cookie go to school? It wanted to be a smart cookie!
Why did the mom computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
Why did the mom bird join a singing competition? She wanted to tweet her own horn!
Why did the mom broom go to therapy? It had too many sweeping issues!

Mom Terribly Good

My mom is terribly good at giving advice. It's like she's got a crystal ball, except instead of seeing the future, she sees all the ways I'm about to mess up and tries to warn me.

Mom Terribly Good

My mom's terribly good at embarrassing me in public. She's got this knack for telling stories from my childhood at the most awkward moments. Thanks, Mom, for turning every social gathering into a highlight reel of my most embarrassing moments!

Mom Terribly Good

You know, my mom is terribly good at one thing: making sure I never forget my embarrassing childhood stories. Seriously, I'm like a walking museum of cringe-worthy moments!

Mom Terribly Good

My mom's terrible at texting. Auto-correct turns her into a Shakespearean poet. I spend more time deciphering her messages than I do reading my college textbooks.

Mom Terribly Good

My mom's terrible at hiding presents. I swear, I could find the Christmas gifts before I even started believing in Santa Claus. It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is hidden under her bed.

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My mom's terribly good at giving unsolicited advice. It's like having a walking GPS that constantly recalculates your life choices. Turn left at the next opportunity to avoid disappointing me.

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My mom's terribly good at worrying. If worrying was an Olympic sport, she'd have a gold medal, a world record, and probably be coaching other parents on how to stress out properly.

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My mom's guilt-tripping skills are terribly good. She's like a Jedi master in making you feel like you've disappointed the entire family just by choosing the wrong socks.

Mom Terribly Good

My mom's terrible with technology. Watching her use a smartphone is like witnessing a magic show gone wrong. She taps, swipes, and suddenly I'm on a call with the pizza guy from 1987.

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My mom's cooking is terribly good. I think she's got secret powers hidden in those recipes. I mean, I've tried replicating her dishes, but mine end up looking like a crime scene in a kitchen!

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