7+ Best One Liners mom terribly good Jokes

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I asked my mom if she believed in love at first sight. She said, 'Of course, I've been loving your dad since I first saw his pizza delivery uniform!

My mom told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged my sister.

I told my mom I was addicted to soap. She wasn't impressed until she realized it was a clean habit!

I asked my mom if she could put the cat out. She said, 'I didn't know it was on fire!

I told my mom I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. She didn't believe me until I rode pasta!

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, 'Not yet, but we're still taking applications!

I told my mom I wanted to be a comedian. She laughed. Well, at least someone did!

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