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You know you're an adult when you start calling your mom for recipes. I used to call her for relationship advice, but now it's like, "Mom, how do I make that amazing chicken dish you used to cook?" She's my personal Gordon Ramsay on speed dial.
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My mom's favorite sport is "hide and seek," but it's not the way you think. It's more like, "Hide the chocolate, and let's see how long it takes for the kids to find it." Spoiler alert: We never find it.
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You know you're officially grown up when your mom starts asking you for tech support. It used to be the other way around, but now it's like, "Mom, just press the big button that says 'power.' No, not the one with the coffee cup.
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My mom's got this magical power called "mom logic." It's the ability to turn any situation into a life lesson. I could be like, "I spilled my coffee," and she'd respond with, "Well, that's just a metaphor for the unpredictable nature of life, dear.
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You know your mom is a superhero when she can find things in the house faster than Google. I swear, I lose my keys, and she's like, "Oh, they're under the couch cushion next to the TV remote." It's like having a human GPS, but with a better sense of humor.
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Moms are the only people who can make a simple grocery list sound like a Shakespearean drama. "To buy or not to buy, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to endure the hunger of an empty fridge or to take arms against the sea of options at the supermarket.
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Moms have this incredible ability to give directions that sound like a spy mission. "Take the third left after the big oak tree, pass the blue mailbox, and you'll find the secret entrance to Walmart." I feel like I'm on a covert mission every time I go shopping.
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Moms have a magical touch when it comes to fixing things. I could have a broken heart, a flat tire, or a malfunctioning toaster – and she'd be like, "I have a remedy for that." Moms are basically the MacGyvers of everyday problems.
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My mom is a master of multi-tasking. She can cook, clean, and give life advice all at the same time. It's like having a personal life coach who also knows how to make the best lasagna.
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