10+ Best One Liners Jokes About missing someone

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I'm really missing my old wallet. It just had a certain 'change' in it.

I miss my bed, but I guess my alarm clock misses me more. It's always counting on me!

I miss my umbrella. It's like the rain knows when I'm vulnerable!

I'm missing someone I used to know. Maybe they're on a 'search history' clearing spree!

I'm missing someone I've never met. They must be in my future, stuck in traffic!

I miss my phone charger. It was the lifeblood of my social life!

I miss my headphones. Life just isn't the same without surround sound!

I miss my watch. Time just slipped through my fingers!

I miss my computer keyboard. It had all the right keys to my heart!

I miss my sunglasses. Life's just a bit too bright without them!

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