10 Jokes About Missing Someone

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Updated on: Aug 19 2024

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I miss someone like I miss the last cookie in the jar – I know it's gone, but I can't help but hope there's a hidden stash somewhere.
Missing someone is the only time I become a professional time traveler. I can spend hours in the past, reliving memories, and then suddenly snap back to reality, realizing I'm still in my pajamas.
Missing someone is like playing hide and seek with your emotions. You're peeking behind the curtains of nostalgia, hoping they'll jump out and surprise you, but they're just really committed to this game of emotional hide-and-seek.
You ever miss someone so much that you start scrolling through your phone looking at their old texts and wondering if you can cash them in for some kind of emotional rebate?
I miss someone so much that I've considered hiring a personal GPS for my feelings. "In 500 feet, make a U-turn and reminisce about that one time you laughed together.
You ever miss someone and then see a pigeon that vaguely looks like them? Yeah, that's when you start questioning your life choices and wondering if you need new glasses.
Missing someone is like having a phantom limb but for your heart. You keep reaching out for them, but all you get is this weird emotional air-grab.
Missing someone is like trying to find the end of a roll of tape – you keep searching, and just when you think you've found it, there's another layer of sticky feelings to unravel.
Missing someone is like having a personal cloud of nostalgia follow you around. It rains memories at the most inconvenient times, like when you're trying to order a coffee.
I miss someone so much that if love letters were calories, I'd be on a diet by now. I've consumed enough sweet words to put my emotional metabolism into overdrive.

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