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The remote control at my place is the most misogynistic piece of technology. It's always hiding between the couch cushions, making me search for it like it's playing hard to get.
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I was trying to assemble some furniture recently, and those instruction manuals must have been written by a misogynist. It's like they're intentionally vague, just to mess with my sanity.
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I think elevators might secretly be misogynists too. They close on you just as you're about to step in, leaving you stranded and wondering if they're plotting against you.
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You know, my alarm clock might just be a misogynist in disguise. It wakes me up early every morning, interrupting my dreams and clearly having no regard for my beauty sleep. Rude much?
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My laptop charger is on a whole new level of misogyny. It only works if it's positioned at a very specific angle, and if you move it even slightly, it acts like you've insulted its mother.
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So, I was using my vacuum cleaner the other day, and I swear it's got a misogynistic attitude. It's all loud and demanding attention, but the moment it picks up a sock, it acts like it's done its duty for the day.
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I was at the supermarket the other day, and I realized that shopping carts are the ultimate misogynists. They always pull to the right, making it impossible for me to go straight and blaming me for it!
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You ever notice how my toaster is kind of like a misogynist? It never pops up until I've given it attention, and even then, it leaves half of my bread feeling neglected.
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Have you ever noticed that traffic lights can be a bit misogynistic too? They turn red just when you're in a hurry, as if they're saying, "Nope, you're not going anywhere until I say so.
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