5 Jokes For Misogynist

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Updated on: Mar 28 2025

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Alien Anthropologist

Trying to understand human relationships
I asked a human what the secret to a happy marriage is. They said, 'communication.' I thought, 'Well, on my planet, we communicate through telepathy, and divorce rates are still high.'

Superhero Therapist

Dealing with relationship issues among superheroes
Dating a superhero is tough. They're always disappearing without notice. 'Sorry, babe, duty calls.' Well, duty also calls for taking out the trash, but you don't see me disappearing every time it's garbage day.

Online Dating Guru

Navigating the world of online dating
I tried a dating app for ghosts. It's called 'Soul Swipe.' Turns out, finding a soulmate is a lot harder when both of you are, well, actual souls.

Time Traveler Comedian

Trying to adapt to different eras
I visited the future, and people were so concerned about equality. I said, 'Back in my time, we were so equal we had separate time machines for men and women. It was called 'chronological equity.'

Robot Relationship Counselor

Understanding human emotions
I asked a couple about their 'spark.' They said it's the chemistry between them. I said, 'Oh, you mean like when I accidentally touched two wires together and caused a short circuit?'

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