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Why did the miner always carry a pencil into the mine shaft? In case he needed to draw his conclusions!
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What did the miner say to his computer in the shaft? 'You're coal-culating slowly today!
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Why did the miner throw a party in the shaft? Because he wanted to 'rock' the night away!
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Why did the miner bring string to the mine shaft? To find his way back, he needed to 'unwind' the situation!
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Why did the miner bring his pet canary into the shaft? To tweet about his underground adventures!
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What's a miner's favorite song in the shaft? 'I Dig It' by The Ore-chestra!
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Why did the miner bring a ladder into the mine shaft? Because he wanted to step up his game!
The Perils of Mining
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You ever hear about the genius who thought digging a mine shaft was a good idea? I mean, come on! The only thing I've ever successfully mined is my own business, and even that's debatable.
Treasure Hunt Fail
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They say every mine shaft has hidden treasures. Well, I found one, but it turns out it was just a lost sock. I thought I struck gold; turns out, it was just lint.
Confessions of a Mole Person
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I spent so much time in a mine shaft that my friends started calling me a mole person. I don't know if it's the lack of sunlight or the constant fear of cave-ins, but I've never felt more alive... and simultaneously close to death.
Romance in the Depths
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I asked my date if she wanted a romantic evening in a mine shaft. She said, Sure, as long as there's no pressure. Well, sweetheart, welcome to my world, where there's so much pressure, even the coal can't handle it.
Mining vs. Online Shopping
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I heard mining is like a real-life treasure hunt. Yeah, sure, but have you ever tried online shopping? It's the same thrill without the risk of being buried alive under a pile of discount socks.
Deep Thoughts, Shallow Pockets
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I considered becoming a miner for a while. You know, deep thoughts, hard work, the promise of untold riches. Then I realized, I already have deep thoughts, work hard to avoid work, and my untold riches are hidden in my wallet where even I can't find them.
Mining for Wi-Fi
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I heard they're trying to set up Wi-Fi in mine shafts. Because when you're deep underground, what you really need is a good internet connection. I guess even moles want to binge-watch Netflix.
Mining for Compliments
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I told my friend I was feeling down, and he said, Why don't you go to the mine shaft and find some compliments? Great idea! Now I've got a pocket full of rocks and the self-esteem of a geode.
My Fitness Regimen
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I decided to try working out in a mine shaft. Figured it's the only place I can break a sweat without anyone noticing. The problem is, my personal trainer turned out to be a mole. I'm not getting fit; I'm just getting really good at digging holes.
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