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The Environmentalist Miner
Balancing eco-consciousness with digging up the Earth
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I tried to make the mine more eco-friendly. I suggested we use solar-powered headlamps. The guys just looked at me and said, "Kid, we're already surrounded by rocks. How much shade do you think we need?
The Zen Miner
Finding peace in the chaos of drilling and dynamite
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I tried introducing mindfulness to my fellow miners. Now, during breaks, we sit in a circle, close our eyes, and breathe deeply. The problem is, the guy with the dynamite forgot to put it down first. Talk about explosive meditation.
The Claustrophobic Miner
Trying to survive in a place smaller than an apartment
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I told my girlfriend that working in a mine feels like living in a small apartment. She said, "At least apartments don't collapse." Well, I've got to give her credit for finding the silver lining... or should I say coal lining?
The Overly Enthusiastic Miner
Balancing excitement with the daily grind
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One of my coworkers asked if I was married to my pickaxe. I said, "No, but we're in a committed relationship. I even proposed to it with a diamond... I found in the mine. It said yes, by the way.
The Paranoid Miner
Living in constant fear of a mine collapse
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I asked my coworkers if they ever worry about a mine collapse. They said, "Only when you're on the night shift." Thanks, guys, really comforting to know my life is in the hands of the guy who sleeps through earthquakes.
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