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Did you know that Milton Berle hosted the first-ever television variety show? It's like he invented Netflix before it was cool. I can imagine him saying, "Forget about binging shows; I'll give you a variety hour of laughs, music, and questionable fashion choices.
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Milton Berle had the nickname "Mr. Television." Can you imagine if we gave everyone nicknames based on their most-used devices? "Hey, look, it's Ms. Smartphone over there. Always in touch and never out of battery.
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Milton Berle once said, "A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours." Well, Uncle Miltie, I've been in a few meetings like that. I swear, if committees had a theme song, it would be "Time After Time.
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Berle was known for his quick wit. I wish I had that kind of wit. I can barely come up with a clever comeback in the shower, let alone in the heat of a conversation. Maybe I need to start showering with a live studio audience for motivation.
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They say laughter is timeless, but have you ever tried explaining a Milton Berle joke to a teenager? It's like trying to teach a cat to tap dance. They just stare at you like, "What's a television, and who is this Berle guy?
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I read that Milton Berle was known for his legendary sense of humor. I mean, the man had jokes for days. If laughter is the best medicine, then Berle was the original pharmacist. Forget about WebMD; we just needed Uncle Miltie to prescribe a good laugh.
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You ever notice how Milton Berle was like the original king of TV? I mean, this guy was on TV so much, he probably had more screen time than my smartphone. Milton, buddy, did you invent the television?
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They say Milton Berle had a legendary collection of jokes. I bet if you opened his closet, it would be like the Narnia of comedy. Step inside, and you'll find a world of punchlines, pratfalls, and maybe a whoopee cushion or two.
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I read that Milton Berle once said, "If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." Well, Uncle Miltie, I tried building a door once, and all I got was a hefty repair bill and confused neighbors wondering why I was constructing a door in the middle of the street.
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