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The Ghost of Milton Berle's Wardrobe
When your clothes have seen more stages than you have.
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I tried on Milton's old jacket, and suddenly I felt the urge to tell vaudeville jokes and smoke a cigar. Turns out, his clothes come with their own set of stand-up routines.
Milton Berle's Smart TV
When your TV is smarter than your jokes.
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I asked the TV for some comedy advice, and it said, "Have you tried turning yourself off and on again? It works for me when things get boring.
Milton Berle's Pet Parrot
When your bird steals your punchlines and your snacks.
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I brought my own snack to Milton's, and his parrot swooped down and said, "If your comedy is as tasteless as your chips, we're in for a long night.
Milton Berle's Roomba
When your vacuum cleaner has a better stage presence than you.
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Milton's Roomba has seen so much comedy; it's probably the only vacuum cleaner with a sense of irony. It beeps in laughter every time it picks up a punchline.
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