8 Jokes About Military Police

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Updated on: Jul 15 2025

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Why did the military police officer go to the dentist? To get a little cavity search!
Why did the military police officer join the band? They wanted to hit the beat and drum up some justice!
Why did the military police officer become a librarian? They were great at booking people!
Why did the military police officer bring a map to work? In case they needed to chart the course to justice!
Why was the military police officer a great artist? They could sketch out a crime scene in no time!
Why did the military police officer break up with their GPS? They wanted some direction in life!
Why did the military police officer bring a pencil to work? In case they needed to draw their arms!
Why did the military police go to art school? To learn how to draw their weapons!

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