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My microwave told me a joke about cooking pasta, but it was a bit saucy.
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What did one microwave say to the other during a romantic dinner? 'You really know how to heat things up!
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What do you call a microwave that's also a stand-up comedian? A 'microwaveable' jokester!
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What did one microwave say to the other? 'You really turn me on with your warm personality!
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What did the microwave say to the leftovers? 'I've been rehearsing for this moment!
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Why did the microwave become a detective? It knew how to 'uncover' the truth behind cold cases!
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I tried a new microwave dinner the other day. It said 'cook for 3 minutes,' but after 2 minutes, it tasted like regret. I guess impatience is the secret ingredient.
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Microwave dinners come with these optimism-filled pictures on the box. But when you open it, you realize it's more like food's awkward Tinder profile picture versus its reality.
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I got a microwave dinner with 'gourmet' in the name. Gourmet! It's like putting a tuxedo on a cat. Sure, it looks fancy, but deep down, it's still just a cat.
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Microwave dinners are the only thing that can make three minutes feel like an eternity. It's like waiting for a text back, but your date is a piece of lasagna.
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Microwave dinners are like time machines for your taste buds. You press a button, wait a minute, and suddenly you're in disappointment circa 1999.
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Microwave dinners have this magical ability to make you believe in time travel. You zap it for 5 minutes, and suddenly you're in a dystopian future where your kitchen smells like regret.
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Microwave dinners teach you a valuable life lesson: Never trust anything that comes out of a box that doesn't also contain a birthday present.
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Microwave dinners have those deceptive cooking instructions. 'Pierce film, stir halfway through, let stand for a minute.' It's like preparing a meal or defusing a culinary bomb.
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Microwave dinners have the audacity to call it a 'family-size' meal. Yeah, if your family consists of one very hungry hamster.
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