7+ Best One Liners Jokes For microwave dinner

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I asked my microwave if it could time travel. It said, 'Sure, just give me a minute.

I told my microwave a joke, but it just couldn't warm up to it.

My microwave is so smart, it won the Nobel Prize in 'heating' things up!

My microwave and I have a lot in common. We both have a 'defrost' mode in the morning.

My microwave told me a joke, but I think it was reheated. It lacked that fresh punchline flavor.

I asked my microwave if it believed in love at first sight. It replied, 'I just need a minute to think about it.

My microwave and I have something special. It always knows when I need a warm hug.

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