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Microscopes are the ultimate reality check. You think you have a clean desk until you examine it under one of those bad boys. Suddenly, it's like a CSI investigation, but with more dust bunnies than crime scenes.
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I heard there's a microscope that can magnify things up to a billion times. At that point, I think it stops being science and turns into a microscopic soap opera. "As the cell nucleus turns... will the mitochondria ever forgive?
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I got a microscope recently, and now I spend my weekends feeling like a scientific superhero. "Micro-man," fighting crime at the cellular level! Watch out, evil bacteria, justice is coming for you!
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Microscopes are like the detectives of the science world. You put a sample under there, and they're all like, "Alright, let's see who's been up to no good in this drop of water. Any shady microorganisms around here?
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Microscopes are like Instagram filters for the unseen world. Everything looks more glamorous and important under the lens. "Oh, look, a dust mite having a photoshoot on my skin. That's fabulous!
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Using a microscope is like entering a whole new world. It's the Narnia of the scientific realm. I half expect to find a tiny wardrobe in there with a microscopic lion on the other side.
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Microscopes make everything look way more interesting. I looked at a piece of celery, and suddenly, I was convinced I'd discovered a new rainforest full of microscopic creatures having a celery party. Who knew vegetables were so lively?
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You ever notice how using a microscope turns into an intense staring contest with tiny things? It's like, "Come on, little bacteria, make a move! Blink, and you might miss the microbial salsa dancing competition.
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I tried to impress my date once by bringing out a microscope. Romantic, right? Until she realized I was just checking the cleanliness of my kitchen sponge. Nothing says love like inspecting household items for potential microscopic drama.
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