9 Jokes For Microscope

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Updated on: Jan 16 2025

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Why was the microscope feeling great? It had a clear focus on life!
How do scientists keep their microscopes clean? They give them a good 'lens'ing!
Why was the microscope shy? It couldn't handle being under so much 'specimen' scrutiny!
Why was the microscope so mean? It always focused on the 'little' things!
Why did the amoeba refuse to share the microscope? It didn't want to 'divide' its time!
Why did the amoeba win the race under the microscope? It had 'cell'ular advantage!
Why did the microscope get promoted? It had a 'clear vision' for success!
Why did the scientist get stuck under the microscope? They couldn't 'focus' enough to get out!
Why did the bacteria take a vacation under the microscope? It needed some 'culture' time!

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