5 Jokes About Mescalines

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Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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The Chef

Incorporating mescalines into a fine dining menu
I asked the chef if mescalines were a good addition to the menu. He said, "Absolutely, it gives our customers a taste of the wild, with a side of hallucinations!

The Pet Owner

Convincing your pet that mescalines are not a new type of chew toy
My hamster found my stash of mescalines. Now every night, he's running on his wheel, shouting, "I'm on a psychedelic marathon!

The Botanist

Trying to explain the benefits of mescalines to plants
The botanist said, "Mescalines help plants grow." My plant replied, "Great, now I can photosynthesize and philosophize at the same time!

The Fitness Trainer

Incorporating mescalines into a workout routine
I asked my trainer if mescalines were good for my fitness journey. He said, "Well, your body will be so toned; it might even develop its own prickly personality!

The IT Geek

Convincing your computer that mescalines are not a new form of software
My computer is so confused about mescalines; it's convinced it's a sentient being. I overheard it whispering, "I'm not a machine; I'm a succulent mainframe!

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