7+ Best One Liners Jokes For mend

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I tried to fix my broken pencil, but it was pointless!

The mechanic couldn't repair my car, but he gave it a lug and a kiss!

My sewing skills are sew-so. They always leave me in stitches!

I attempted to repair my computer, but it had too many 'bytes' to handle!

Fixing a shattered mirror requires reflection… and a lot of patience!

I tried to mend my diet, but it just keeps unraveling!

Trying to mend a broken heart is like trying to staple water – messy and ineffective!

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